Taco Bell (an Invader Zim random fanfiction)

PLACE: ZIM'S HOUSE
Gir: Pwease, can I have tacos?
Zim: No Gir,besides, where are we gona get tacos at this time of the night,and I know for a fact Crazy Taco is closed.
Gir: Hmmm, how bout Taco Bell?
Gir points at T.V commercial with a dog that looks like a rat.
Zim: GIR, I CANT BELEIVE I SAYING THIS, BUT YOUR A GENIUS!!!
Gir: I know ^_^


PLACE: TACO BELL
Cashier:Hi, and welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order?
Zim: Yes, Taco Hyuman, my dog would like 5 tacos.
Cashier: Oh,sorry we're out of tacos at the moment, some lady came in here and bought all of them for a party or something.
Zim: UH-OH <0>_<0>

Gir's eyes turn from his happy turquiose clueless color, to a mad blood red color as he enters S.I.R MODE, while taking off his dog disquise.
Gir (in SIR voice): TACOS!!!
Cashier: What the hell is wrong with your dog?!?! WAIT A MINUTE THATS NO DOG!!
Zim: RUN YOU FOOLISH HYUMANS, RUUNN!!!!

Gir takes out a baseball bat and starts beating the cashier, then other people.

Gir: I WANT TACOS!!

Zim jumps out the window escaping the chaos and hiding in a bush.

Zim (thoughts): If I can get in there and get to the kitchen, I can make Gir some tacos and calm him down.

Zim's watching everything, then Dib comes along being his nosey self, and starts to walk in.

Zim: DIB DONT GO IN!!
Dib: Wah? *he walks in*

Gir spots him and sees his head as a giant baseball.

Gir (SIR voice): BASEBALL!!!
Dib: No wait, GIR STOP!
Gir: BATTERS UP! *Gir hits him hard enough to send him flying through space*
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IN SPACE

Dib: AHHHHHHH.....
Past planets, The Massive comes into veiw. Dib slams into it and he explodes.

Red: WHAT THEY IRK WAS THAT?!?!
Purple: Must have been an asteroid, but theres no major damage, thank Irk.
( Dib Membrane 2001-2012 R.I.P)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------BACK ON EARTH

Zim is still hiding in the bushes still trying think how to get in without getting beat himself.
....
It quiets down....

Zim: hmmm? why is it quiet all of a sudden?
He turns around...
Zim: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Gir's behind him, holding a baseball bat, in a taco-blood-lust-rage. Zim starts to run with Gir not far behind.
Zim: AHH, GIR STOP THIS MADNESS!!!
Gir: TACOS! I WANT TACOS!!!
Zim: I KNOW YOU WANT TACOS BUT YOU NEED TO STOP THIS, BEATING PEOPLE AINT GONA HELP WITH YOU GETTING TACOS!! *while running*
Gir: TAAACOOOSS!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Zim dashes into the kitchen, locking and baracading the door.
Zim: hmm lets see *panting* umm,a ,meat,bread,lettuce,tomato, and sauce.
Zim franticly tries to make a taco without getting any meat or sauce on him (to him A.K.A acid)
Just as soon as he's finished, the psychotic little robot bursts through the door, searching for anything that moves.
Gir: TACOS!!

Gir walks up to Zim, whose cowering on the floor, offers the taco to the crazy little robot.

Zim: H-Here y-you g-go G-Gir...

Gir goes out of SIR MODE, from his eyes that were blood red, turned to his happy-go lucky turquoise blue eyes. Zim is shaking as Gir reaches for the taco.

Gir: YAAAAAY, TACO!! THANKS MASTAH!

Zim stands up and brushes off the dirt and other filth off his clothes.

Zim: Come on Gir, we better go before the hyuman athourities come.
Gir: OKIEE DOKEY!
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BACK AT ZIMS BASE

As Zim and Gir sit on the couch, Gir playing with a toy pig, Zim turns on the T.V. A news report comes on.

News Reporter: A horrible thing happened last night at about 12:59 a.m at a Taco Bell resteraunt. Everyone in the place was beaten badly in the head, causing their amnesia, thus them not remembering what happened before they got there. A window, door,a few tables and chairs, and all the security cameras were the only things badly damaged. Dawn back to you.

Dawn: In other news, a young boy by the name of Dib Membrane is missing... *the T.V trails off*

*Zim looks at Gir and speaks*
Zim: Gir you are one Irked up S.I.R unit.
Gir: I know mastah.... I love you mastah. <3

* Gir crawls up on Zim's lap and hugs him. Zim shocked, he then huged the little robot back.*
Zim: I-I L-Love you too Gir..... But promise me you won't EVER do that again.

Gir: I pwomise mastah!

* Gir cuddling up to Zim. Zim couldn't help but smile at the little robots afecttion.*

Zim: Good ..... say, how bout we go get waffles in the moring? hmmm?

Gir: YAAAY WAFFLES!!

*Gir running around in circles, like a 7 year old.*
Zim: But you have to be calm, okay?
Gir: OKAY!

Zim(thoughts): Let's just hope so, I don't want he same inccident happening again *shudder*, it may blow our cover next time. I guess we'll see in the morning. :/

THE END AND THANKS FOR READING AND MAKING IT THIS FAR WITHOUT STOPPING!! BYE, UNTIL NEXT TIME!